It's All Fun and Games 'Til CPS Comes A Knockin'

I was just talking to a girlfriend about our awesome parenting skills and she relayed a story from her own Mommy Hall Of Fame Handbook:

Concerned about her daughter's cleanliness while eating, she tried several different approaches in helping her become a neater eater. When nothing else worked and this little one was headed to first grade and a cafeteria full of students, the mom finally said "if you keep eating like that, you're friends will think you're disgusting and no one will want to play with you."

And I thought I was bad.