Monday, March 26, 2007

Note To Self

If you think you're almost out of monthly necessitites, you probably ARE, so buy another box and call it a day
OR
spend the day wearing a diaper and cursing your female anatomy.
AND THEN
pack up all four kids and make a tampon run while praying to the menstrating gods that
your giganto-pad stays in place and you make
it out of Wal-Mart without a red tide running behind you.
Just a thought.

7 comments:

Heather said...

Love when that happens.

Its even better when you randomly start your period while out of town and have to run to the hotel's front desk because it 2:30 am. :)

Tharker said...

You could have called me for a little help, being that I owe you a tampon or two! Sorry that the menstrating gods were not on your side today.

dandee said...

Ouch. It's never fun when that happens!

Marilyn said...

I have tampons stuffed everywhere just in case I ever let myself run out. I can always check my car glovebox, any of my 6 purses, my church bag, etc., etc. So really I never run out, it works for me.

brojonel said...

LOL!! The whole post is a literary masterpiece. Red Tide!! Love it!

Kim said...

Haven't we all had menstrating disasters? Great post! Hilarious!

Alicia said...

Seriously, people, I.U.D. It's a gift from above. Kiss the crimson tide goodbye for as long as you want. I seriously forget all the time that women normally have periods. I'd say I'm sorry that I can't relate, but I'd be lying.