Last night, while at dinner with some girlfriends, the following phrases authentically came up in our conversation:
"Just because he's crippled doesn't mean he gets to beat other children."
"Are you sure you're putting it in the right hole?"
"At least your daughter doesn't look like Joe Dirt!"
"Stop being a Tijuana crackwhore and tell us!"
So it's not just me that says inappropriate and funny things. I may do it more than the average person, but it's not just me.
I just wanted to clarify.