A Day In The Life Of Hannah
Setting: Hannah, while crying uncontrollably, is trying to situate herself in her carseat.
Me: "Hannah, do you even know why you're crying?"
Hannah: (in between heavy sobs) "I'm crying because I'm mad."
Me: "And why are you mad?"
Hannah: "I'm mad because I'm sad."
Me: "And why are you sad?"
Hannah: "I'm mad because I'm sad and I'm sad because I'm mad." (Guttural crying continues)
Me: "Righty-o. Let me know how that goes."