Bio Vocab Quiz
Vestigial: structures that are useless.
As in the underwire in a swimsuit, childproof locks in a house where Sienna lives, sports bras, and the organizations in charge of protecting Britney's kids.
IPOD: Necessary music device in all school situations, including but not limited to lunch, breaks, P.E., and all environments where a teacher is trying to instruct kids. Headphones must be worn looped over ears as to display how cool one is to their peers.
Cell Phone: Friend locator, either through actual calling or text messaging, both of which occur with rapid fire succession throughout the entire school day.
Emo: formerly known as "trenchcoat mafia" or to describe any girl with PMS, the emo crowd is dark, moody and ready to black out due to excessive eye rolling.
Maybe second grade wasn't so bad afterall.