Monday, September 24, 2007

Higher Education

I'm in fifth period biology.

The students are busy writing a letter to their brain.

"Hey thanks, cerebellum, for making me so graceful that I can flit around the house scrubbing floors and doing laundry like a gazelle."

So far today I have read Marie Claire Magazine (gotta love a little Jen Garner,) painted my nails, and read 112 pages of Maneater.

And I got to have lunch with my husband.

All that and by the end of the day, I'll be $120 richer!

Who says we need to reform education in this country??? It's a thing of beauty.

5 comments:

Tharker said...

Hilarious!!! I think I could handle that job!

Heather said...

Really? That's it? Emergency Sub Cert. here I come!

Anonymous said...

why didnt you sub when i was in highschool! like 3 months ago????

Kelly said...

Nice! Who knew high school would be easier than second grade?

Melissa said...

Hmmm... sounds like I need to get on a substitute teacher list!