For some of you, this may be way more than you want to know about my family and our inner workings, so read on fully advised that you are in for more than your average blog....
While at church yesterday, I noticed my daughter Hannah doing an animated version of the pee-pee dance. Not wanting to interrupt the Sunday worship of those around us, I leaned forward and quietly said "Hannah, do you need to go to the bathroom?"
In a voice loud enough to be heard in a 20 pew radius, Hannah replied, "No Mama, I just have a bubble in my bagima and I'm trying to poop it out."
New church shoes: $20
Purple dress: $15
Pink Sweater: $12
Trying to maintain composure during a Sunday service while convincing yourself that your daughter really does have manners as well as a basic anatomy understanding: PRICELESS