Monday, August 21, 2006

Not For The Faint of Heart

For some of you, this may be way more than you want to know about my family and our inner workings, so read on fully advised that you are in for more than your average blog....

While at church yesterday, I noticed my daughter Hannah doing an animated version of the pee-pee dance. Not wanting to interrupt the Sunday worship of those around us, I leaned forward and quietly said "Hannah, do you need to go to the bathroom?"

In a voice loud enough to be heard in a 20 pew radius, Hannah replied, "No Mama, I just have a bubble in my bagima and I'm trying to poop it out."

New church shoes: $20
Purple dress: $15
Pink Sweater: $12
Trying to maintain composure during a Sunday service while convincing yourself that your daughter really does have manners as well as a basic anatomy understanding: PRICELESS

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hannah kills me!! And I do love the Mastercard commercial at the end.haha. Thark

Kelly said...

Karen, have you ever considered stand up comedy? I think you could do very well in that field of work. My sides still hurt from reading this blog! How come I never heard that Hannah knew just as much as Nicholas does about human anatomy while we were at the lakehouse? Hmmmmmm.

Puerto Rican Princess said...

She just started using the word "bagima" instead of my personal favorite-her "hoo-hoo." I'm trying here, honestly! I would have brought it up at the lakehouse if it had been part of her venacular then!!!