The number of times in a day I go pee.
I've had the feeling that I pee more frequently then most people for quite some time and I finally decided to take matters into my own hands (don't worry, I'm a washer.) After doing some general research on my friends (who think I'm crazy, again, but what else is new?) I discovered that I do in fact make more trips to the loo than your average bear.
The friends I surveyed revealed that they generally peed about 5-7 times in a day. A DAY. I was floored, as I have usually gone to the bathroom that many times by 10 am. I know. It's so annoying.
I know there are things that I do that contribute to the urgency of my bowels but I can't help it. Yes, I do drink a ton of water each and every day. And yes, I do enjoy an herbal green tea lemonade every morning with breakfast, which is a known diuretic. But still, STILL. I need some rest. And to buy stock in Charmin.
I think I've narrowed down my pee frequency to three things, but it's a little too late to do anything about it, and while they're cute, I feel like I spend more time in the john than I do anywhere else.
Reason #1: Spencer
Reason #2: Hannah
Reason #3: Sienna
Here it is, 2:48 pm and I have already visited the porcelain throne 12 times today. It's ridiculous and annoying and time consuming and I'm sick, sick, sick of it. Which only means one thing....time to visit everyone's favorite doc, Dr. Turner!
Stay tuned for the hilarity that will ensue....